Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Are you wearing your Fairy Flair?

hi all

hope you are well, and feeling well sheltered from the wealth trading frenzy that has been going on in the past few days. if your name is Taha I hope you are doing EXTRA well and having a most wonderful day. I got your letter, Taha...thank you!!

I found a neat book a year or so ago at the Green Star farm, this has to do with ghosts and fairies in the Celtic realm. these fairies are no joke yo. they are not going around sprinkling be-happy glitter in people's coffee and petting their unicorns, yo. the fairies described in this book are some bad mofos, water quality police that don't put you in jail, but instead swap your body with a shade or double to make your people think you are dead and gone so you can get tormented in the fairy realm. or, they will just beat the crap out of you.

they hate it, apparently, when foul water gets left around, and when kitchens are left dirty. in this respect they are a very useful entity to keep in mind because leaving your kitchen dirty is a terrible idea, especially if you observe Shouseki tabus, which say that you must leave your home, to the extent practical, in order which would fail to raise the eyebrow of a social worker who draws a paycheck from the United States tax base.

dirty dishes always get written up by social workers, yo. so take a tip from the fairies: sweep your kitchen, and don't ever keep funky water around, especially if it is located in a sink full of dirty dishes.

if you own no dishes, congratulations on keeping your dish cleaning situation in such tidy array!

I need to go now but I hope you have a wonderful day and don't cross paths with any grumpy fairies, unless you are both on your way to go have a word with The Man.

namaste, thanks for reading.

Suzy