Saturday, September 20, 2008

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hi everyone. now I am ready to tell some lending industry adventure stories. I hope these will be useful to you. I hope you will find some good info within my stories which will help you accumulate a good credit rating within your credit rating framework of choice.*

now since this is a lending industry adventure story, you should have a hanky and a pen within easy reach. please, please, please do not keep a loaded gun within easy reach if you are currently shopping for seppuku options, no matter how casually. the rivers of misery in the tale I am about to tell could ooze into your brain and accidentally trigger a Shouseki gun law violation, to wit: the law in which persons shall not use a self-inflicted firearm wound to settle a debt with a credit card company.

so now that we have the rules of the storytelling parlor more or less laid out, here is how my tale begins: Muka-a-a-a-a-ashi mukashi, way back in the day of one forever ago, a little Someone walked into a lending institution and struck what she though was a fabulous deal with an associate there. this deal would enable food, ikigai farming tools, etc. to flow to the Someone's household on the basis of something called "credit", which was extended to the Someone on the basis of her having something called "income".

to be continued....