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hi everyone
I hope you are doing well, and hanging tough, but not too tough
please remember, if you can, all our brothers and sisters in need of your compassion today. like the folks who were not able to flee the Gulf to stay out of the path of Gustav. or the folks who are going to find out today that they are not getting invited to the Crying Helicopters wedding of the century.
yes, that's right folks, the cat is partially out of the bag. a huge Crying Helicopters wedding is going to be happening very very soon. if you have not already heard the news about this event, please be advised that it is bound to be an utterly amazing affair.
as you may or not know, the folks who are hosting this event are mega-wealthy in terms of what it takes to throw a proper wedding. so expect a massive guest list, with much flexibility in the inviting of extra guests. if you think you might be invited to this event, NOW is the time to start thinking about what outfits you are going to wear, what snacks and pals you are going to bring, and how you are going to contribute to the Monster Dowry that is being amassed as we speak.
now the sheer sumptuousness and size of this wedding makes it all the more important to treat the Definitely Un-Invited with a modicum of sympathy, while being mega-cautious not to wind up accidently allowing some delusional low-down coward and/or resource snarfer to infiltrate this incredibly important Shouseki family affair.
if you know someone who may wind up on the Un-Invited list, please be as kind as you can to them while the list drifts into public posession. please note that this does not mean holding their hand and so forth while they cry, since this can transmit Infiltrator Cooties. instead, educate the Un-Invited One in a caring, low-key way about the importance of not doing things like accepting money from the Federal Government of the United States to muddy a Nation's vision for a functional, harmonious, art-filled world.
folks who persist in doing things like this will be ultra-sad when they find out how they are going to get configured in the wedding entertainment. so, for the good of your dear one, please carefully clue them in about how they can get back ON the path of righteousness, and OFF the path that leads to a starring role in one of Aunti Nantoka's moderately hilarious fairy tales about crows, hobos, and everything in between.
See you at the wedding!
Much love,
Suzy
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I hope you are doing well, and hanging tough, but not too tough
please remember, if you can, all our brothers and sisters in need of your compassion today. like the folks who were not able to flee the Gulf to stay out of the path of Gustav. or the folks who are going to find out today that they are not getting invited to the Crying Helicopters wedding of the century.
yes, that's right folks, the cat is partially out of the bag. a huge Crying Helicopters wedding is going to be happening very very soon. if you have not already heard the news about this event, please be advised that it is bound to be an utterly amazing affair.
as you may or not know, the folks who are hosting this event are mega-wealthy in terms of what it takes to throw a proper wedding. so expect a massive guest list, with much flexibility in the inviting of extra guests. if you think you might be invited to this event, NOW is the time to start thinking about what outfits you are going to wear, what snacks and pals you are going to bring, and how you are going to contribute to the Monster Dowry that is being amassed as we speak.
now the sheer sumptuousness and size of this wedding makes it all the more important to treat the Definitely Un-Invited with a modicum of sympathy, while being mega-cautious not to wind up accidently allowing some delusional low-down coward and/or resource snarfer to infiltrate this incredibly important Shouseki family affair.
if you know someone who may wind up on the Un-Invited list, please be as kind as you can to them while the list drifts into public posession. please note that this does not mean holding their hand and so forth while they cry, since this can transmit Infiltrator Cooties. instead, educate the Un-Invited One in a caring, low-key way about the importance of not doing things like accepting money from the Federal Government of the United States to muddy a Nation's vision for a functional, harmonious, art-filled world.
folks who persist in doing things like this will be ultra-sad when they find out how they are going to get configured in the wedding entertainment. so, for the good of your dear one, please carefully clue them in about how they can get back ON the path of righteousness, and OFF the path that leads to a starring role in one of Aunti Nantoka's moderately hilarious fairy tales about crows, hobos, and everything in between.
See you at the wedding!
Much love,
Suzy
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posted by AKA Nantoka at 3:24 AM
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