Nantoka's Den

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:00:00 +0000

Dear “Name Not Given”,

Kindly blogger Nantoka said it was O.K. for me to use this page to attempt to contact you regarding my desperate situation. She says she has more ambient findability than she wants and I am welcome to all I can use.

My name is Santa. Not “Santa”…Actual Santa. And I am writing to you because I am in very hot waters with the wife, the bank, and the fan base. AKA Nantoka said you are a very creative person whose mind, once wrapped around my troubles, would likely find a solution where I can envision none whatsoever.

So, here are the hot waters I am in: I sort of took out a teeny tiny home equity loan on the North Pole lair. And it sort of blew up into a gigantic mess, thanks to inflation and property taxes and the rugrats wanting more stuff every year. Anyway, I am very afraid that once word gets out about how hopeless the situation has become with this blasted loan, Santa is going to be out of a home, a gig, a wife, a fan base and a positive reputation. And that is putting it mildly.

“Name Not Given”, if you can think of any way at all to help me I would appreciate it very much, even if it is an opportunity for me to wash dishes in your cafeteria or to hawk your arts factory products at crafts fairs. Please, “Name Not Given”, give me a chance and you will not be sorry. I promise to reach a reasonable weight and to stop acting as a mouthpiece for colonial values. I will give all my un-repossessed items of value to your favorite charitable cause. And I can even coach you if you want to play Father Kitty Christmas at the Ayuwa’sifest Christmas pageant! (AKA Nantoka told me she heard a rumor that Pet Welfare Fest organizers consider you to be the #1 choice for this role.)

Yours very truly and hopefully,
Santa Claus

noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:49:00 +0000

blackmesais.org

Symposium article from ameinfo.com

noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:32:00 +0000

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Happy 11-27-08

noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:00 +0000

hello everyone, I hope you are having a beautiful day so far.

today will be a busy day for me, and not just because I am helping the renowned Secret Chef M. (of Snaque Shaque fame) prepare the table today. since today is a day of counting blessings I am unlikely to have a moment to spare in cataloging the ways in which it has rained Grace on me and my household over the course of my life. so, this will be a brief post but I promise to get back with you as soon as I can to keep you posted on all the "do-in's" of the Snaque Shaque, the Coldwater Museum, and the Ayuwa'si Holocaust Awareness Facility & Retreat Center.

if you are impatient for news about these places please try to be patient, and do not pester the folks who work in any of the realms mentioned above. they are doing there best to wire the Trail of No Tears for the big happy upcoming ceremony which shall remain nameless until further notice, so that no lending institutions can snarf up the creative works which are being created for this event.

impatient and hungry lending institutions are encouraged to WAIT YOUR EFFING TURN, as a VERY special menu item is being prepared for you, just 'cause your Aunti Nantoka loves you so very very very much. ha ha ha ha ow ow ow ow.

bye, thanks for reading, have a beautiful day. -Suzy

happy 11-24-08

noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 10:37:00 +0000

hello everyone, I hope you are having a very nice day. I am well and working hard to inflate the value of Crying Helicopters stock, so don't let any rumors etc. get in your way of the wealth you stand to gain if you stick with, or begin to stick with, this Trustworthy Brand.

have a beautiful day, take care. -Suzy

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 13:04:00 +0000

hi there everyone
hope you are having a lovely day

in just a few months it will be the tenth anniversary of the raid at Camp Coldwater.
if you would like to donate supplies to help out with the Potlatch 2.0 planned to mark this milestone, please stay tuned.

also please note: on 10-11-08 you will be in good company if you speak up about the evils of irresponsible surveillance. I will post more info on this when I can.

here is a handy dandy form for folks who feel like complaining to the feds about how they have been treated by a lending institution.

hopefully your life story has not been as rich as mine in lending industry adventures. if so, I hope you will keep Shouseki gun laws in mind when musing on your past and present circumstances. using a gun to clear your head of these stories will not wash with the Shouseki authorities if it can be proven that you had even a teensy bit of ability to use a pen or pencil to accomplish the same goal.

more lending industry fairy tales at 11.

Love, Suzy

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:52:00 +0000

hi everyone. now I am ready to tell some lending industry adventure stories. I hope these will be useful to you. I hope you will find some good info within my stories which will help you accumulate a good credit rating within your credit rating framework of choice.*

now since this is a lending industry adventure story, you should have a hanky and a pen within easy reach. please, please, please do not keep a loaded gun within easy reach if you are currently shopping for seppuku options, no matter how casually. the rivers of misery in the tale I am about to tell could ooze into your brain and accidentally trigger a Shouseki gun law violation, to wit: the law in which persons shall not use a self-inflicted firearm wound to settle a debt with a credit card company.

so now that we have the rules of the storytelling parlor more or less laid out, here is how my tale begins: Muka-a-a-a-a-ashi mukashi, way back in the day of one forever ago, a little Someone walked into a lending institution and struck what she though was a fabulous deal with an associate there. this deal would enable food, ikigai farming tools, etc. to flow to the Someone's household on the basis of something called "credit", which was extended to the Someone on the basis of her having something called "income".

to be continued....

happy 9-20

noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:06:00 +0000

hi everyone, happy 9-20. hope it is a beautiful day where you are.

things here are fine. Cleo is fine, I am fine, and feel ready to begin sharing tales of my adventures with the lending industry soon. if you have some lending industry tales to share, by all means please begin documenting them now as the Traces library will be harvesting such stories in the near future for use in creating the Big Mountain branch.

ja ne, have a beautiful day. -Suzy

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:30:00 +0000

hi everyone
I hope you are having a beautiful day

it is a lovely one on the shores of the reservoir here. the surface of the water looks nice, with no visible gasoline. great blue herons have been flying about in rather impressive numbers. and every day is Turkey Scratch!

I am working to establish a museum & library of Big Mountain culture in this near-paradise. if you wish to assist in this endeavor, there are many ways you can help. if you have access to United States currency and wish to buy a rug or painting to donate to the museum I highly recommend Gallery One Eleven.

Gifts of artwork, real estate, etc. are also being sought as a means of establishing this museum, so if you are in a burdensome ownership situation with real estate or art perhaps it is a good time to "go Zen" and divest of some of the things that are weighing you down.

Folks at the Roma Rez on Travianna Farm will be glad to help you get a clearer picture of how your donation to this project might create a win-win cultural jackpot machine which will keep functioning for years to come.

namaste
Suzy

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:09:00 +0000

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:57:00 +0000

Hi everyone,

The image above was taken from the thinkprogress.org website and shows a scene from the protests happening right now in Minnesota.

I have only a bit of time to relay news, but here is what I have:

1. The Dakota are back at the Coldwater Spring location of the Minnehaha Free State, and are asking for media support.

2. Emergency library design support has been requested for the Coldwater Spring site and I am working to bring infrastructure there ASAP.

Please help pray for all those affected by events in the land of Smoky Waters, and the realms that surround it.

Namaste
Suzy

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:23:00 +0000

hi everyone
this is a picture of a 17-year-old who was brutally kicked and beaten by cops while peacefully trying to leave an RNC protest.

the Minnesota Independent has details on this and other police brutality taking place in the Twin Cities.

please help pray for Keith, his family, and for the sanity of all those who choose to participate in the censorship of events like this.

namaste, God bless. -Suzy

FBI snitch articles

noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:41:00 +0000

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Calling all prayer leaders & aspiring shamans

noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:11:00 +0000

Aloha folks
Here are some articles about the violence and repression happening in Minnesota

Police state on display in Minneapolis
Police brutality at National Republican Convention is out of control

I hope that none of you will feel too discouraged or anxious by these stories. If you do start fretting, please try to relax and take a deep breath and look to your nearest prayer leader for cues about how all this might fit in with Katuah's plan for self-healing.

If you are a seasoned prayer leader, please be aware that your help is needed, and has been specifically requested, by some folks who are working to create a new community near Ayuwa'si, Katuah. Prayer leaders and others who are weary of brutality and oppression should know that folks in & around Ayuwa'sishima are working as we speak to create an ocean of welcome mats that do a bit more than just offer that one word to those who have the ability to participate in the healing of our Nation.

This is perhaps an ideal time to reflect on the Ghost Dance, and on the promises made by Wovoka to his people in a time of extreme suffering.

Namaste, God bless, thanks for reading.
Suzy

arrest data from RNC protests (via Twin Cities Indymedia)

noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:50:00 +0000

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Mon, 09/01/2008 - 21:28 updated arrestee total from ramsey county sheriff's 256 total; 119 felonies, 48 gross misdemeanors; 89 misdemeanors

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:24:00 +0000

hi everyone
I hope you are doing well, and hanging tough, but not too tough

please remember, if you can, all our brothers and sisters in need of your compassion today. like the folks who were not able to flee the Gulf to stay out of the path of Gustav. or the folks who are going to find out today that they are not getting invited to the Crying Helicopters wedding of the century.

yes, that's right folks, the cat is partially out of the bag. a huge Crying Helicopters wedding is going to be happening very very soon. if you have not already heard the news about this event, please be advised that it is bound to be an utterly amazing affair.

as you may or not know, the folks who are hosting this event are mega-wealthy in terms of what it takes to throw a proper wedding. so expect a massive guest list, with much flexibility in the inviting of extra guests. if you think you might be invited to this event, NOW is the time to start thinking about what outfits you are going to wear, what snacks and pals you are going to bring, and how you are going to contribute to the Monster Dowry that is being amassed as we speak.

now the sheer sumptuousness and size of this wedding makes it all the more important to treat the Definitely Un-Invited with a modicum of sympathy, while being mega-cautious not to wind up accidently allowing some delusional low-down coward and/or resource snarfer to infiltrate this incredibly important Shouseki family affair.

if you know someone who may wind up on the Un-Invited list, please be as kind as you can to them while the list drifts into public posession. please note that this does not mean holding their hand and so forth while they cry, since this can transmit Infiltrator Cooties. instead, educate the Un-Invited One in a caring, low-key way about the importance of not doing things like accepting money from the Federal Government of the United States to muddy a Nation's vision for a functional, harmonious, art-filled world.

folks who persist in doing things like this will be ultra-sad when they find out how they are going to get configured in the wedding entertainment. so, for the good of your dear one, please carefully clue them in about how they can get back ON the path of righteousness, and OFF the path that leads to a starring role in one of Aunti Nantoka's moderately hilarious fairy tales about crows, hobos, and everything in between.

See you at the wedding!

Much love,
Suzy

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:47:00 +0000

hi everyone
hope you are having a beautiful Sunday

please help pray for folks who are in the paths of storms at this time, whether they be natural or generated by other sources

link 1
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these links have info on the massive, warrantless raids that happened in St. Paul on Friday

this "perfect storm" of ugliness and stupidity is just one in a series of such storms that has traumatized many. please pray for all those affected, and for an end to this sort of cultural weather. thank you.

-Suzy

Fairy tale time

noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:54:00 +0000

hi everyone
hope you are having a nice day

I am in the mood to tell some fairy tales now, I hope you are in a mood to interpret them.

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Anna and the Magic "Bean" Stalk

Muka-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ashi mukashi, way back in the day of two or three forevers ago, there was a young aspiring ikigai farmhand who called herself Anna.

And this "Anna" got it in her mind that she was going to do her farmstead proud through a clever swap between her family and some outsiders. "Anna" was extremely young, and she believed that this deal would greatly benefit her family's takoja.

Many tears of rage and sadness fell in the wake of the deal that "Anna" finally brokered between her family and the outsiders. The tears kept flowing for days, then weeks, then months, until finally an entire year had passed.

To be continued...

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:18:00 +0000

hi all,

here is a book that seems interesting and here is a link of interest for folks who are planning to powwow this 9-20.

I need to go count my Crying Helicopters stock now, hope you are all doing well.

namaste
Suzy

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:12:00 +0000

hi everyone
Bigfoot has just issued a press release...thought you might enjoy it. -Suzy

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:47:00 +0000

hi everyone, hope you are doing well

here is a link that will make you laugh your socks off if you are a newly arrived member of the Shouseki School of Ninjutsu class reunion.

folks who are here to show off their newly minted "Crying Helicopters" bling are encouraged to exercise discretion when traveling about the grounds of the Hawaiian Embassy. some folks lost their shirts big-time when "Crying Helicopters" stock split the first time. please ensure that you do not make the demoralization situation any worse for folks who can't even fathom how far behind they are now that the first "Crying Helicopters" stock split is just a distant memory.

have a beautiful day
-Suzy

Win a Yen-friendly mortgage for pennies!

noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:09:00 +0000

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hi everyone, I have to get business news out of the way first in order to be ready for A. Staengl's important meeting tomorrow, so here it is: Crying Helicopters stock has split YET AGAIN, what on the face of Pele-sama are we shareholders going to do with all of this surplus wealth?

Auntie Nantoka proposes an intriguing solution: Why do we not simply stuff all the profits inside of a Jumbo Mortgage? This Jumbo Mortgage will look good with all our other collective credentials, and who knows...having a Jumbo Mortgage JUST MIGHT be enough of a humor source to bring certain space aliens into realms they were due to visit LONG, long ago.

If you are looking to help secure a Jumbo Mortgage for the Shouseki Family Library (which is looking forward to the birth of some very special babies SOON) please note that they carry a $3 million price tag. If you have half that in Yen already, stick around...you might just win yourself half a library the easy way. If you have one-millionth of that amount in United States dollars, stick around, also. You too could win a free library.

Now I am going to tell you a very pretty truth about the realm known as Katuah to some, and a literal heaven to others, and a profit source to those who choose to frame themselves within the special Hell that is Anti-Katuah Sentiment. (Please note that I am not judging you at all if you are now, or have been guilty at any time, of spreading Anti-Katuah Sentiment around.)

Many highly practical truths and aesthetic treasures have been buried by this ugly glop, but luckily lots of special books have been put together to guide folks through the sometimes confusing process of understanding sacred realms versus raping them.

Now before I can begin telling this tale I need someone smart to count up how many pennies we have earned for our Jumbo Mortgage. Then I need another smart someone to find out how many Yen our Jumbo Mortgage is worth when our tale begins, and then the second smart someone should give us a figure which gives both the time elapsed since the beginning of the tale, and the velocity with which the United States dollar devalues itself against the Yen. If two little Someones could provide me with this math, or some art which illustrates the concepts described above, LOTS and LOTS of Ninja School Certificates will be dispensed this Autumn.

And so our tale begins...

Mu-Kaaaaaaaa-shi Mukashi, way back in the day of one Forever ago, il y'avait une toute petite Nantoka qui s'appelait Antrolana-sama. Et kono Antrolan-sama wa ne. Ma ne. Yasashii hito desu yo. Yasashii ke do, every hito does have their breaking point.

Now this Antrolana-sama lived in the Umi, when Katuah was covered with one. Human visitors to this still-sacred realm can find rocks that are made out of the bodies of Antrolana-sama's ancestral neighbors in the Umi that used to cover Katuah. (An ocean still covers this realm, of course, but the ocean back then was one of actual water, and not just ikigai.)

Shellfish, sponges, and many other life forms shared Antrolana-sama's ancestral neighborhood in the sea. Then the seas of water receded, and the Antrolana people sought out the shelter they could and adapted to cooler, less salty conditions.

Along this timeline something called a Human came to share space with the Antrolana tribe in Katuah. I have no real way of relating the Antrolana People's take on this development but I believe the most polite among them could not resist getting a dig in about our squalid and somewhat sordid hygenic conditions. And who could fail to blame them in this critique? A quick glance at locally available Antrolana Lira recovery plans will yield plenty of proof of the Human tribe's careless disregard for the Antrolana Lira people's dependence on water which has not yet been sh*t-enriched.

Now some of you out there may be saying, what the Eff Auntie Nantoka. You said this was going to be a tale which featured a pretty truth. I do not want to hear about endangered species living in filth and squalor. I came shopping for happy stories because I do not want to think about how very swiftly the sh*t is going down, as they say, so please avoid that theme.

Now here is the beautiful twist on the sh*t theme, friend: the tale is a pretty one because the year is 2008, a year when numerous signs and texts point to an extremely beautiful Now in which the the sh*t STOPS going down for a change, and starts going straight into a specially designed fan which will enable "Crying Helicopters" brand competitors to envision a more creative use for the resources it appropriates from sacred households.

Surrender the math and I will not only give you more tales of this aesthetic and highly practical marketing vehicle, I will tell you myself how to drive the sucker straight into an Alliens concert, or to the Spring at Ayuwa'si, or to a Thanksgiving 2.0 meal at the Earthsong kitchen, without harming a soul.

Namaste
Nantoka

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happy 8-9-08

noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:15:00 +0000

hi everyone,

hope you are having a lovely day today. the Greenhouse boardshop just opened a new location in the Big Lick today, and festivities are in progress.

in other business news, yesterday marked a major victory for the Crying Helicopters brand. if you have not yet purchased any Crying Helicopters stock you may wish to do so today, as it is hardly too late to get in on the fun & profitability associated with this ultra-prestigious marketing vehicle.

namaste
Suzy

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:50:00 +0000

hi everyone
it is a lovely day here, hope yours is going well

I just tried a new hobo recipe to celebrate berry season: canned milk smoothie. sometimes my hobo recipes are very tasty but when I tried this one I ALMOST BARFED. I still am not sure I am not going to eventually barf even though I only tasted a tiny bit of it.

the moral of the story here, I think, is to keep your friends close and your milk supplier closer.

ja ne, have a beautiful day. -Suzy

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noreply@blogger.com (AKA Nantoka) — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:29:00 +0000

hi everyone,

hope you are doing well and having a happy 8-3
it is hard to know where to begin to talk about everything that has happened to me in the past few months; for now please note the following:

1. I am not dead!
2. Certain parts of the digital visibility generator MAY be in flames but it also NOT DEAD. If you wish to participate in its salvage please notify a qualified Shouseki curator, who can help you keep this puppy running.

I need to go now but I hope you are all doing well, take care. -Suzy